A lonely disoriented panda with an extremely poor sense of the world around it walked into a high-security military camp carrying a menacing bamboo stick and unintentionally causing such havoc that the animal would end up in court testifying against an officer who dared to point a weapon at an individual of the species Ailuropoda melanoleuca, nearly reducing the population of the close-to-extinction animal species by yet another creature.
Wishing the best of luck to pandas
HM
